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that moment when…

that moment when your printer fucks up on printing something and you look at it, and for like half a second you think you’re tripping xD



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The picture of sexiness ((:



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Kingspade


I need Ideas!

i really want to make a pregnancy scrapbook. but i need ideas on how to do it. please help. i’ll love you foreverrr <3 haha





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underwere:

What if you were just sitting out your window for a smoke or a good view and everyone started freaking out

what then?

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Woman v. The Government

  • Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
  • Government: No.
  • Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
  • Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
  • Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
  • Government: No.
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